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👋 Hey hey! Today, I’ve got a little story from my life for y..

👋 Hey hey! Today, I’ve got a little story from my life for you. It’s about dating, psychology, confidence, pick-up lines, and, of course, some funny moments!

There’s one guy I’ll never forget. He was a total genius — top of his class, math competition winner, chess champ. A real intellectual. But life isn’t always as smooth as solving equations. His attempts to flirt with me? Let’s just say they were... awkward, but super persistent. Some of his lines felt like they were straight out of a pick-up artist manual, which made it even funnier.

So one time, he was walking me home. We’re almost at my door when he goes:

💬 “You’re pulling out your keys early — that’s a sign you want me to kiss you.”

At first, I was like, Wait, what?! Then I asked:

💬 “Why would you think that? I just want to get inside faster!”

He got a little flustered and finally admitted:

💬 “I watched that movie Hitch* with Will Smith. It said if a girl pulls out her keys early, it’s a hint she wants a kiss.”*

I couldn’t help but burst out laughing. 🙈
He was so adorably naive, trying to follow the “Hitch method.” And you know what? After that, I watched the movie myself. There’s actually a scene about how “cookie-cutter methods only work on cookie-cutter girls.” But the right girl? She’s a whole different story.

After that, I started using his “key theory” in my own way. When I went out with guys I wasn’t really into, I’d pull out my keys early and watch their reaction.

Then, right at my door, I’d casually mention the movie Hitch and ask:

💬 “So, what do you think this means?”

And, of course, I’d always add:

💬 “Not this time, though!”

😂 It always got such funny reactions. I’ll admit, it was my little guilty pleasure. But come on, it was so much fun, right? Honestly, shoutout to that guy for giving me such a cute and hilarious experience. Even if those methods are totally outdated, the memories are priceless!

What Netflix? There is no such series there Today I want to ..

What Netflix? There is no such series there

Today I want to watch Pillow and Sin based on my own script.

Let's watch it together - I promise it will be very interesting 😈

Can you feel the warmth of my body through the screen awaken..

Can you feel the warmth of my body through the screen awakening your imagination?

I leave you only a hint, but the most interesting thing is always hidden behind barely covered details... 😋

I promised to tell you more about the preparation for the vi..

I promised to tell you more about the preparation for the video based on your script.
In short, that's how it goes🤭

So, the fifth attempt to get involved in stretching! 💪🏻The t..

So, the fifth attempt to get involved in stretching! 💪🏻

The trainers stopped teaching several times, I broke my arm, I got a covid and there were other situations

I have the impression, guys, that it was not fate, but I won't give up so easily haha

Of course, it's hard to start training again, but I really like it. My back is begging for it😂

So, do you believe in me? I want to see it❤️

In the fitting room, there is only me, a little special mood..

In the fitting room, there is only me, a little special mood and one more detail that you will see if you scroll through the photos.

But something will remain only for those who look a little deeper..🤭

I love watching movies and analyzing them from the perspecti..

I love watching movies and analyzing them from the perspective of sexology and psychology😊

I recently watched Monster, a movie based on a true story where Charlize Theron played the serial killer Eileen Vornos. She impressed me not only with her transformation with weight, makeup and prosthetics, but also with her emotional depth!

The story shows the difficult lives of two people with psychological trauma: Eileen, who had borderline personality disorder, and her girlfriend, who struggled with social judgment and a strict family.

I was fascinated and learned a lot of important lessons. And if you are interested in this column, I will continue to share my thoughts.
What do you think?❤️

I had a dream today! I was wearing a delicate nightgown. If ..

I had a dream today!

I was wearing a delicate nightgown. If you looked closely, you could see my nipples, I felt a pleasant shame and my cheeks were burning. But not only they, I was burning with desire, so I went to the shower without taking off my shirt and turned on the water. My nipples immediately hardened, I started stroking my breasts, and then I woke up... 🙈

I would really like to continue this dream. Maybe we can create a sequel together? 🥰

By communicating with you, I get to know your personality an..

By communicating with you, I get to know your personality and that's why I like to make customs.

It gives me pleasure because I know you will enjoy it😋

I carefully prepare for your request: setting the mood, light, clothes, script, atmosphere

Would you like to see a little behind the scenes of my work?✨

Hi! Since I’m studying to be a psychologist, it’s important ..

Hi!
Since I’m studying to be a psychologist, it’s important for me to have deep self-awareness and emotional balance in order to help others effectively. Аnd that’s my main goal!😌

Recently, I visited a museum where I learned about Jungian archetypes. It gave me the opportunity to better understand my own archetype and how we shape our reactions. It’s important to know who you truly are. I enjoy the process of self-discovery — how about you?

I kiss you sweetly!

I kiss you sweetly!

Today, the weather is terrible: strong winds, I hurt my foot..

Today, the weather is terrible: strong winds, I hurt my foot, and even spilled my coffee. I was already thinking it might be better not to leave the house anymore, haha

So I went home and took new photos of myself
Do you like me in this photo?🍓

The university will soon enter a very busy period with the e..

The university will soon enter a very busy period with the end of the first semester approaching.

For now, though, I can enjoy my free evenings and take time to do what inspires me! Today, I plan to read a book🥰

I want to see how much you like my ass😋

I want to see how much you like my ass😋

After stretching, feeling flexible as ever))

After stretching, feeling flexible as ever))

Lit the candles, set a romantic vibe, slip into something la..

Lit the candles, set a romantic vibe, slip into something lacy... mmm, how does that sound?🥰

Hey) Today I was talking with a friend about what makes me h..

Hey) Today I was talking with a friend about what makes me happy on gloomy days. I realized it's mostly psychology, chatting with you, the sea, new clothes, and working out

I want to know what makes your days brighter😊

I'm happy when I can give you something nice. So, tell me.....

I'm happy when I can give you something nice. So, tell me... what do you want today?😏

It’s already getting colder here, but I’m still without a ha..

It’s already getting colder here, but I’m still without a hat and winter jacket. Between university and chatting with you, I haven’t had time to go shopping yet, haha! Are you getting ready for winter? 🥶

Morning was pretty slow, but in uni I perked up quickly beca..

Morning was pretty slow, but in uni I perked up quickly because we got into a really interesting discussion about how parental attention to teenagers shapes who we become as adults)

I've decided it's time to add video and a little sexiness to..

I've decided it's time to add video and a little sexiness to my posts 😏What do you think?

Feeling a bit sick today, so I canceled my plans for the nig..

Feeling a bit sick today, so I canceled my plans for the night to rest and cheer up. Think you could help me out?😙

Hey guys! I'm finally going to stretching and yoga today, I'..

Hey guys!
I'm finally going to stretching and yoga today, I've missed working out so muuuuuch

It's energizing, but relaxing at the same time💛

I'm in the mood to be a little naughty haha

I'm in the mood to be a little naughty haha

I thought my week had just started, but it's almost over, ah..

I thought my week had just started, but it's almost over, ahaaha, that's fun😝

Once you get back to uni after summer, the days just fly by faster and faster, but... ohhh, I love it!

Hiii! Well, today is another busy dayI love the intensity of..

Hiii!
Well, today is another busy day

I love the intensity of life, because there are so many interesting things in it 😍

I'm in the mood to cook something delicious, and today I sti..

I'm in the mood to cook something delicious, and today I still have time😋

Hello, sunshine! 💋You cheer me up when I'm tired at universi..

Hello, sunshine! 💋

You cheer me up when I'm tired at university... I really like talking to you and I'm ready to do something interesting for you.

What do you want?

I want you to think about me more. For example, what are you..

I want you to think about me more.

For example, what are you thinking about now? 😈

Ooops, I did it again😋

Ooops, I did it again😋