Feeling grateful? A small tip 💰 goes a long way
Feeling grateful? A small tip 💰 goes a long way
2023-12-12 08:37:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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Roses are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to m..
Roses are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to match with you? 🌹💙🍀
2023-12-11 08:28:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the stadium get so hot after the game? 💨 Because all..
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game? 💨 Because all the fans left
2023-12-10 08:29:02 +0000 UTC View Postif i caught your attention, leave a tip 👀🍒
if i caught your attention, leave a tip 👀🍒
2023-12-09 08:18:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a fruit ‘cuz we could make a great pear. 🍐😉
Are you a fruit ‘cuz we could make a great pear. 🍐😉
2023-12-08 08:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostTo whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find yo..
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you 💾 You have my Word!
2023-12-07 08:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostTip if you'd enjoy a doing me doggy 😛
Tip if you'd enjoy a doing me doggy 😛
2023-12-06 08:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostI assumed happiness started with an ‘H’ but I believe it act..
I assumed happiness started with an ‘H’ but I believe it actually starts with ‘U.’ 😊❤️
2023-12-05 08:24:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? 🤣 A te..
What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? 🤣 A tearjerker
2023-12-04 08:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostTip if you'd want me tied up on your bed 😈
Tip if you'd want me tied up on your bed 😈
2023-12-03 08:24:01 +0000 UTC View PostI tripped while looking at you. I guess you owe me a new pai..
I tripped while looking at you. I guess you owe me a new pair of shoes. 🚶♂️👠😉
2023-12-02 08:19:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients le..
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? 🍆💦 Thanks for cumming!
2023-12-01 08:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf u wish u could tease me, drop a tippy 🍒😘
If u wish u could tease me, drop a tippy 🍒😘
2023-11-30 08:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostI know we’re not socks, but I’m sure we’d make a great pair...
I know we’re not socks, but I’m sure we’d make a great pair. 👣❤️😉
2023-11-29 08:46:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the snowman suddenly smile? ☃️ He could see the snow..
Why did the snowman suddenly smile? ☃️ He could see the snowblower coming
2023-11-28 08:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could help me take it all off, leave a tip 😉
If you wish you could help me take it all off, leave a tip 😉
2023-11-27 08:25:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you could be anywhere in the world, doing anything you wa..
If you could be anywhere in the world, doing anything you wanted, where would we be? 🌍🌟
2023-11-26 08:41:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do melons have weddings? 🍉🍈 Because they cantaloupe
Why do melons have weddings? 🍉🍈 Because they cantaloupe
2023-11-25 08:32:01 +0000 UTC View Postif this just made u think of me sitting on your face, then y..
if this just made u think of me sitting on your face, then you should tip 😋
2023-11-24 08:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostHi, I’m Mrs. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? 👋💍
Hi, I’m Mrs. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? 👋💍
2023-11-23 08:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? 🐵..
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? 🐵🐵 Prime mates
2023-11-22 08:00:04 +0000 UTC View Postwanna make me smile today? drop a tip and i'll smile 😉
wanna make me smile today? drop a tip and i'll smile 😉
2023-11-21 08:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostNo pen, no paper… but you still ‘draw’ my attention. ✏️📝😉
No pen, no paper… but you still ‘draw’ my attention. ✏️📝😉
2023-11-20 08:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? 🗳 Ken came in anothe..
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? 🗳 Ken came in another box
2023-11-19 08:29:01 +0000 UTC View Posti love my job, but that is only true when i'm being paid 🙈 e..
i love my job, but that is only true when i'm being paid 🙈 even a chef wouldn’t spend 40 hrs a week cooking for free.. drop a tip if u like me? 🙊
2023-11-18 08:29:01 +0000 UTC View PostHey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cut..
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute. 😊❤️
2023-11-17 08:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostHow come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America? 🔔..
How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America? 🔔😂 Because freedom rings
2023-11-16 08:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostI can be good to you if you’re good to me 😋 drop a tip and s..
I can be good to you if you’re good to me 😋 drop a tip and see
2023-11-15 08:36:01 +0000 UTC View PostI’m going to complain to Spotify about you not being in this..
I’m going to complain to Spotify about you not being in this week’s hottest singles. 🎵🔥
2023-11-14 08:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom..
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? ⌚️👀 One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
2023-11-13 08:18:01 +0000 UTC View Post
