What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hai..
What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth?👅 A glad-he-ate-her
2023-06-17 07:33:13 +0000 UTC View Post
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Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claud..
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
2023-06-16 07:38:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? 💦 Beat..
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? 💦 Beat it. We're closed
2023-06-15 07:23:04 +0000 UTC View PostI'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
2023-06-14 07:39:01 +0000 UTC View PostHow does a woman scare a gynecologist? 🗣 By becoming a ventr..
How does a woman scare a gynecologist? 🗣 By becoming a ventriloquist
2023-06-13 07:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostI must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
2023-06-12 07:31:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhy can't you hear rabbits making love? 🐰 Because they have ..
Why can't you hear rabbits making love? 🐰 Because they have cotton balls
2023-06-11 07:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written al..
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
2023-06-10 07:20:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat comes after 69? 👄 Mouthwash
What comes after 69? 👄 Mouthwash
2023-06-09 07:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostAre you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
2023-06-08 07:27:11 +0000 UTC View PostDear NASA: Your mom thought I was big enough.–Pluto 🌚
Dear NASA: Your mom thought I was big enough.–Pluto 🌚
2023-06-07 07:23:09 +0000 UTC View PostIf I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ toget..
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
2023-06-06 07:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostA guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in..
A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating." "I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."
2023-06-05 07:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostDo you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
2023-06-04 07:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? ❎ Ken came in anothe..
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? ❎ Ken came in another box
2023-06-03 07:19:07 +0000 UTC View PostHey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
2023-06-02 07:40:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are the three shortest words in the English language? 🍆..
What are the three shortest words in the English language? 🍆 "Is it in?"
2023-06-01 07:20:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is Moby Dick's dad's name? 🍆 Papa Boner
What is Moby Dick's dad's name? 🍆 Papa Boner
2023-05-31 07:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostIf you would do naughty things to me... drop a tip 😘
If you would do naughty things to me... drop a tip 😘
2023-05-30 07:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? 🚂 The mor..
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? 🚂 The more you play with it, the harder it gets
2023-05-29 07:00:39 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's long, green, and smells like bacon? 🐷 Kermit The Frog..
What's long, green, and smells like bacon? 🐷 Kermit The Frog's fingers
2023-05-28 07:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's long and hard and full of semen? ⚓️ A submarine
What's long and hard and full of semen? ⚓️ A submarine
2023-05-27 07:00:39 +0000 UTC View PostIf you like seeing more of me, send a tip of appreciation 😘
If you like seeing more of me, send a tip of appreciation 😘
2023-05-26 07:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostMy neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. 🍒 ..
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. 🍒 I personally am on the fence
2023-05-25 07:00:45 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call an expert fisherman? 🐠 A Master Baiter
What do you call an expert fisherman? 🐠 A Master Baiter
2023-05-24 07:00:41 +0000 UTC View PostHow can you tell if your husband is dead? 📺 The sex is the s..
How can you tell if your husband is dead? 📺 The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote
2023-05-23 07:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostIf you think I have a juicy body, send a tip 🍑
If you think I have a juicy body, send a tip 🍑
2023-05-22 07:00:38 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the best smelling insect? 🐜 A deodor-ant
What's the best smelling insect? 🐜 A deodor-ant
2023-05-21 07:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between hungry and horny? 🥒😂 Where you..
What's the difference between hungry and horny? 🥒😂 Where you stick the cucumber
2023-05-20 07:00:47 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a sad cup of coffee? ☕️😅 De-presso
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? ☕️😅 De-presso
2023-05-19 07:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post
