yall,,,,,
i'm going to be turning my messages on tips-only indefinitely because a lot of people are abusing the fact that messaging me is free. people demand nudes/porn, say out of pocket shit, complain about some of my content being paywalled etc while having never monetarily supported me. i've tried to keep them free as much as possible but the amount of messages i get is overwhelming and i'm tired of getting unsavory DMs from people who don't care to even support me with a tip.
by default, OF suggests that you tip $5 per message but the minimum is actually $1, so don't let them bamboozle you LOL
thank u always to everybody who supports me, if you have a pressing question/concern but can't tip to message me just comment it one of my posts and i'll try to get back to you!
pls like if you read this, i might send u some free ass
yall r eating TOO good today 🍽️
as yall probably know, it's been a few weeks since i've shot anything for onlyfans. i've had a lot on my plate with school, dealing with a sudden move, and a lot of personal stuff. BUT yesterday i f0rced myself to put on some makeup and a funky lil wig and it made me feel so much better immediately, i feel like i had completely forgotten that i'm literally sexy LMAO. i was really feeling myself so i took some really cute super lewd pics for yall and i rly hope u like them :] i got some really positive feedback from the people who tipped to see it early hehe
(i know this set is out of a lot of people's price range so i'll be dropping something much more affordable soon too!)
the menu fo today:
-COOCHIE. like, i cannot believe im posting some of these LSDKFJOLSDIF my entire bobchina and bootyhole r basically being covered by a string and it is NOT doing a good job of it
-canned coochie
-creamed coochie
-charbroiled coochie
-this set is like 90% coochie in ur face
-like seriously
-facesitting pov owo
-taking off my panties for a nakey booty moment
-i did not forget the tiddy people!! some handbra and some rly cute tiddy focused shots
-way more subby vibes than i usually give off uwu
-one (1) very silly image (with coochie of course)
i'll be sending some extra booty to everybody who LIKES this post so please drop a like and comment if u enjoy 👉👈 also let me know which pic is your favorite, i have a feeling i know which one it'll be 😏
(as always, no explicit nudity)
get urself ready for a real treat later >:)))) im super nervous bc this set is.... a lot LOL but yall deserve some spice after taking such a long break
i'll be picking two people who like and comment on this post to get the whole thing for free!! go stupid go crazy
facesitting fanatics and coochie connoisseurs unite,,,, this set i'm posting tomorrow is a four course meal for yall 👁👄👁 these pics r SO far outside of my normal content but like. what can i say, rent is due LOL
if u simply cannot wait, tip $40 and i'll send u this one uncensored + 15 more photos hehehe
sorry i haven't answered messages or posted a new set in a while! school is kicking my ass and i'm trying to wiggle my way out of my lease rn so life is super busy. i'm gonna try to shoot a new set tomorrow and it's gonna be super affordable to make up for the wait-
yall got any suggestions or requests? if i use your specific idea you get the set for free!
(dont say nudes or porn lmao)
imagine: I am your tinder date. We get back to my place and I unlock the door. My keychain has several bloodhound charms on it. We go inside and the walls are covered in bloodhound art. There is a $400 taxidermy icelandic raven named Artur on the coffee table. My tv is still on and I was in the middle of watching bloodhound.exe. I say, “let’s get comfortable...”. I take off my cool bloodhound hoodie to reveal an even cooler bloodhound t-shirt. Do you still suck my dick y/n
Let's talk about ✨F@nsly✨
(Long ass post warning but I would REALLY appreciate your time- to be clear I'M NOT QUITTING ONLYFANS!)
As you probably know from my and other OF creators' constant complaining, Onlyfans is an absolute mess of a website. There are constant glitches, servers are always down, and half of the "features" don't work. The fact that they get 20% (yes TWENTY PERCENT) of my income makes me mad, but until recently there wasn't a better alternative.
Enter stage left: F@NSLY. The creator of F@nsly seems to have actually listened to everybody's criticisms for Onlyfans and made a whole new site that accommodates pretty much everybody's suggestions. I've talked to the creator personally and they're super cool and have been extremely helpful with the couple of questions I've had and things I've needed help with.
Here are a couple of my favorite things about F@nsly:
🌸 ALL pages are FREE by default, meaning you can follow ALL your favorite creators without having to pay!
🌸 There are optional monthly subscriptions that still offer PPV posts, and I can easily offer discounts for subscribers
🌸 F@nsly runs deals where users can load their wallet and get 10% bonus cash! (they're doing this today!)
🌸 Their servers are stress-tested for 20x their normal traffic, so no 3 day long crashes like OF
On top of all that, the idea of having my 20% go to an independent owner who actually gives a shit about their users and creators makes me really happy. So, it would make my heart h*rny if you guys would join F@nsly and drop me a follow. There's not much on there yet, since I only started a few days ago, but I'll be posting exclusive free and paid stuff there that won't go on OF. Here's the link:
🍑 fans.ly/r/m4stiff 🍑
I'm not quitting Onlyfans any time soon, obviously, but I am going to put a lot of love and work into my F@nsly page to try to encourage people to use the better site. I'm hoping that sometime in the future, F@nsly will become the biggest platform instead of OF. If you read all of this I'm blowing you a smooch. Drop a like and comment if your booty jiggles.
EDIT: creators!!! sign up with my referral if u bad ..... https://fans.ly/application/form?r=m4stiff
there’s a new, WAY better competitor to onlyfans that I’m gonna make a LOOOONG informational post about tomorrow!! but for now, just plugging my page there if yall want to follow for FREE:
✨ https://fans.ly/r/m4stiff ✨
(don’t worry, I’m not quitting onlyfans any time soon, just adding fansly as an option if yall want to support a small independent site that actually gives a shit about its users and creators 👀)
sorry for the recent inactivity!! I had an exam today and have another tomorrow, but Wednesday I’m gonna spend all day shooting lood stuff for yall >:)
username change!!
thredcount ➔ m4stiff
m4stiff hits my serotonin receptors just right also it’s said like the dog breed but silently revered like the gun
also twitch stream tonight at 7pm CST talking abt the name change + what I’ve been up to + what’s going on in my life THEN playing some minecraft :) i made a new twitch account so give it a follow!
twitch.tv/mastiffwitha4
hey guys its me the hoe formerly known as thredcount formerly known as beebinch
i am changing my name for the LAST MOTHERFUCKING TIME I PROMISE!!! I JUST REALLY NEEDED TO FIND SOMETHING THAT FITS ME ASLDFKJGALKSDF
ITS ME IM M4STIFF (THE SHOTGUN NOT THE DOG)
fuck it lets crowd fund me a butt plug fox tail (donors get lewds when i wake up xoxo)
if yall go over i’ll just buy more tails n ears LMAO
edit: HOLY SHIT YALL???? the original target was $150 for a nice tail and matching ears but imma triple it because i want like 20 different sets and yall are INSANE!!!!! yall r getting some JUICY booty pics when i wake up tomorrow 😳
LMFAO nvm yall i just read up on snapchat terms of service and i definitely should not be advertising a specifically nsfw snapchat, so that’s a no-go
add me anyway though! I’ll post cute selfies and other shit on my story :) @/thredcount 👻
