I had a dream that I was a muffler, but I woke up exhausted.
I had a dream that I was a muffler, but I woke up exhausted.
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I was going to tell a joke about construction, but I’m still..
I was going to tell a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
2024-01-24 21:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not a fan of wind turbines, they really blow me away.
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2024-01-24 20:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostI’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstand..
I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.
2024-01-24 19:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostMy friend thinks he’s so smart, he said onions are the only ..
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2024-01-24 17:30:53 +0000 UTC View PostI can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I..
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2024-01-24 17:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostI asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia and s..
I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia and she said "Yes, they’re right behind you!"
2024-01-24 16:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom! ..
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2024-01-24 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostI saw a robbery at an Apple store. I guess you could say the..
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2024-01-24 12:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostI used to play tennis, but I never seemed to score... I gues..
I used to play tennis, but I never seemed to score... I guess my racquet lacked balls.
2024-01-24 08:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat math do Norse gods use? Frigganometry. https://only..
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2024-01-24 07:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
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2024-01-24 01:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act nuts!
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act nuts!
2024-01-24 00:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Sno..
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
2024-01-23 23:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would..
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
2024-01-23 22:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostHave you taken the test yet? Let's see if we are a match ❤️❤..
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2024-01-23 21:29:47 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
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2024-01-23 20:17:43 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s brown and sticky? A stick!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
2024-01-23 20:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the shampoo thief? He made a clean getawa..
Did you hear about the shampoo thief? He made a clean getaway!
2024-01-23 19:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostI’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know wh..
I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why
2024-01-23 18:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostI used to have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting..
I used to have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
2024-01-23 17:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellf..
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2024-01-23 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostI’m reading a book about reverse psychology. I hope people d..
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