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What bone will a dog never eat? A trombone.
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Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted!
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Why didn’t the zombie go to school? He felt rotten.
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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space? He was looking..
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
He was looking for his buddy Pluto.
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeño business!
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How do mountains stay warm in winter? Snowcaps
How do mountains stay warm in winter?
Snowcaps
Why do artists constantly feel cold? Because they’re surroun..
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account? PRIM..
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PRIME-mates.
What events do spiders love to attend? Webbings.
What events do spiders love to attend?
Webbings.
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Becauae they are always st..
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Becauae they are always stuffed.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crumm..
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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers.
How do mountains stay warm in winter? Snowcaps
How do mountains stay warm in winter?
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What do you call an old snowman? Water!
What do you call an old snowman?
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Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right thr..
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