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2024-09-30 02:58:43 +0000 UTC View Post
How does a scientist freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!
Stream started at 09/29/2024 12:02 am
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What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Letās grow mold together.
2024-09-28 23:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostStream started at 09/14/2024 04:09 pm
Talking rpgs, dungeons and dragons and how not to accidentally give grandma a heart attack with dildos
2024-09-14 16:51:23 +0000 UTC View Post
The doctor said Iām going deaf. It was hard to hear.
2024-08-21 16:01:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Donāt interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, youāll hear some crosswords.
2024-08-13 21:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Why do I love cheese? For starters, it's pretty grate.
2024-08-05 19:01:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Without women sex would be a pain in the ass.
2024-07-15 15:01:07 +0000 UTC View Post
What Ģs the most expensive streaming service at the moment?
University
Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!
Why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get better buns!
2024-06-22 20:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
3 unwritten rules of life 1) 2) 3)
2024-06-18 11:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"Iām sorryā and āI apologizeā mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
2024-06-14 11:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
A man walks into a doctor's office, sits down and says, "Now, doctor, this may sound kind of strange, but I have five penises." Taken aback, the doctor asks him, "My God, how do your pants fit?" To which the man replies, "Like a glove."
2024-06-11 20:00:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Whatās small and red and has a rough voice?
A hoarse radish!
Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game?
All the fans left.
I do love this warm weather we're finally having āļø
2024-06-03 00:42:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
2024-06-02 19:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
2024-05-25 16:00:38 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://onlyfans.com/1079523212/emmahircine
2024-05-25 15:56:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Every morning I announce that Iām going running, but then I donāt. Itās a running joke.
2024-05-25 15:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post
