I want to be a doctor, but I don't have enough patience.
I want to be a doctor, but I don't have enough patience.
2024-03-24 18:00:33 +0000 UTC View Post
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Why was six nervous? Because seven eight nine.
Why was six nervous? Because seven eight nine.
2024-03-24 17:00:35 +0000 UTC View PostWho invented King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference.
Who invented King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference.
2024-03-24 16:00:42 +0000 UTC View PostI'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have ..
I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
2024-03-24 15:00:34 +0000 UTC View PostDon't use "beef stew" as a computer password. It's not strog..
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2024-03-24 14:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Me, who has jogged once and hated it lounging around in spor..
Me, who has jogged once and hated it lounging around in sportswear
2024-03-23 18:40:58 +0000 UTC View Post***POUR ME ANOTHER*** 🫖 tip the post and add a potion to th..
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2024-03-23 15:01:46 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the alpaca say to his date? “Want to go on a picni..
What did the alpaca say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
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2024-03-23 02:52:57 +0000 UTC View Post***I've got something for that 🤒*** 🤧 no doubt you've heard..
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2024-03-23 00:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostCan a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? ..
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump, silly.
2024-03-22 23:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostWhat would bears be without the letter B? Ears.
What would bears be without the letter B? Ears.
2024-03-22 22:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does a cow use to do math? A cow-culator
What does a cow use to do math? A cow-culator
2024-03-22 21:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the duck say when it bought chapstick? “Put it on..
What did the duck say when it bought chapstick? “Put it on my bill!”
2024-03-22 20:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostHow can a leopard change his spots? By moving.
How can a leopard change his spots? By moving.
2024-03-22 19:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostWhy are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the w..
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
2024-03-22 18:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
2024-03-22 17:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know the story about the chicken that crossed the roa..
Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the road? Me neither, I couldn’t follow it.
2024-03-22 16:00:46 +0000 UTC View PostHow many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10 ..
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10 tickles.
2024-03-22 15:00:49 +0000 UTC View PostI'm not a genie, but I can grant you some pun-derful wishes!..
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2024-03-22 14:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call an illegally parked frog? A toad.
What do you call an illegally parked frog? A toad.
2024-03-22 11:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostHow do moths swim? Using the butterfly stroke.
How do moths swim? Using the butterfly stroke.
2024-03-22 07:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostI've got the moves like Jagger... or at least I try... 💃 🕺 ..
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2024-03-22 06:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry I'm a little bloated today, I ate a packet of mozzarel..
Sorry I'm a little bloated today, I ate a packet of mozzarella out the fridge cos it was gonna go out of date and I didn't want to waste the cows efforts to make it.
2024-03-21 02:32:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Aaaand the pussy clones have been won! Thank you to everyone..
Aaaand the pussy clones have been won! Thank you to everyone taking part. I will order some more and do a live spin thing for it at some point.
2024-03-20 17:56:54 +0000 UTC View Post🖤💓PINK OR BLACK?💓🖤 🖤WIN an hours worth of content 💓 WIN a 3..
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2024-03-20 17:47:01 +0000 UTC View Post
