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What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday..
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
2024-03-05 17:00:51 +0000 UTC View PostThe furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I..
The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was one night stand
2024-03-05 16:00:46 +0000 UTC View PostFirst to tip gets a super naughty video with their name as I..
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2024-03-05 15:00:58 +0000 UTC View Post
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
2024-03-05 12:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A may-be..
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A may-bee
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England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liver..
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2024-03-05 04:00:38 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling lucky today? Spin my BRAND NEW WHEEL for a chance to..
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2024-03-05 01:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn'..
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any
2024-03-05 00:00:41 +0000 UTC View PostA police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs..
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
2024-03-04 23:00:50 +0000 UTC View PostSnow White was in the bathtub, feeling sleepy. Then he got ..
Snow White was in the bathtub, feeling sleepy. Then he got out, so she felt Dopey instead.
2024-03-04 22:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostThis robe makes me feel like a rich widow
This robe makes me feel like a rich widow
2024-03-04 21:21:08 +0000 UTC View PostIf life gives you melons. You're well endowed.
If life gives you melons. You're well endowed.
2024-03-04 21:00:34 +0000 UTC View PostWill glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen
Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen
2024-03-04 20:00:42 +0000 UTC View Post
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
2024-03-04 19:00:50 +0000 UTC View PostI Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says..
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
2024-03-04 18:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
2024-03-04 17:02:09 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to candy Mountain Charlie ⛰️
Welcome to candy Mountain Charlie ⛰️
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How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card..
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
2024-03-04 04:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostGive this post a tip to make my Day extra special! I've cura..
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2024-03-04 03:34:30 +0000 UTC View PostWhy didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
2024-03-04 00:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
