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finally going live tonight after forever and a half but i'm ..

finally going live tonight after forever and a half but i'm SO SO SO excited to be with all of you again :D

2025-04-22 18:44:28 +0000 UTC View Post

going live later tonight!! you guys get to pick ;)

2025-04-22 17:51:13 +0000 UTC View Post

mommy’s getting a pedicure today so you know it’s a good day..

mommy’s getting a pedicure today so you know it’s a good day :)

send for it if you wanna see it

2025-04-22 17:49:38 +0000 UTC View Post

since someone said i “never post on here” can you guys go li..

since someone said i “never post on here” can you guys go like all 835 of my posts to cheer me up

2025-04-22 17:29:04 +0000 UTC View Post

is anyone online right now i'm violently horny and needing a..

is anyone online right now i'm violently horny and needing attention >.<

2025-04-22 00:37:27 +0000 UTC View Post

livestream will start in ~1 hour so lets say around 12:30am ..

livestream will start in ~1 hour so lets say around 12:30am EST !! i’m busy edging in the meantime and then ya girl gotta wash her hair hehe

2025-03-13 03:09:04 +0000 UTC View Post

shall we use my again lovense tonight ?

2025-03-13 02:36:58 +0000 UTC View Post

be honest...do you like a lil tummy? i have a vid i'm obsess..

be honest...do you like a lil tummy? i have a vid i'm obsessed with because of the gorgeous natural lighting but my lil pooch is pooching ! >.<

2025-03-13 01:50:32 +0000 UTC View Post

guys i cannot stress enough how important it is that you don..

guys i cannot stress enough how important it is that you don't reference or make requests to meet me in any capacity. that is not something i offer or am comfy with, and it can (and will) get both of our onlyfans accounts completely deleted. this is my livelihood and safe space so please don't put me in the position to have to tell you off !! i love u all, lets be smart pls :P

2025-03-13 01:34:45 +0000 UTC View Post

should i do march madness (post a pic everyday this month) ?

2025-03-13 01:05:43 +0000 UTC View Post

spoiling u guys this week cus my collab post got delayed and..

spoiling u guys this week cus my collab post got delayed and i know y'all are STARVING <3

2025-03-13 01:03:17 +0000 UTC View Post

my first full length freebie will be hitting the feed this f..

my first full length freebie will be hitting the feed this friday !! are you guys hyped or what :3

2025-03-13 00:41:52 +0000 UTC View Post

hi my loves !! my plan for this evening is to do a quick, lo..

hi my loves !! my plan for this evening is to do a quick, lowkey livestream over on my free page to show off some cute little goodies i got in the mail , and then switch back over to this page and do a more sexy livestream where i get to show off for y'all <3 we'll end the night with a new video drop, and i might just be up for some late-night fun to top it all off !! so excited to hang with you guys :))

2025-03-13 00:10:28 +0000 UTC View Post

editing my newest video <3 drops tonight :)

2025-03-13 00:06:07 +0000 UTC View Post

me when not a single guy on onlyfans seems capable of matchi..

me when not a single guy on onlyfans seems capable of matching my freak :(

2025-03-12 08:39:11 +0000 UTC View Post

sleepy and horny and needy tonight >.<

2025-03-12 00:26:43 +0000 UTC View Post

should i drop my new video tonight :3

2025-03-11 19:12:27 +0000 UTC View Post

post-run booty 🐆🐆

2025-03-11 09:45:04 +0000 UTC View Post

that livestream might have been my best non-vip live yet......

that livestream might have been my best non-vip live yet.... including the fact that i got edged for an hour, came super hard AND accidentally squirted :P

2025-03-11 07:39:20 +0000 UTC View Post

currently about to use my vibrator and eat mozzarella sticks..

currently about to use my vibrator and eat mozzarella sticks #truegooner

2025-03-11 07:38:43 +0000 UTC View Post

i know ive been teasing you guys with my lives for a while n..

i know ive been teasing you guys with my lives for a while now but i actually really wanna go live tonight ;)) should i ?

2025-03-10 03:51:00 +0000 UTC View Post

it’s international women’s day 🫶 just a reminder that i look..

it’s international women’s day 🫶 just a reminder that i look incredible in heels

2025-03-08 21:09:28 +0000 UTC View Post

lil PSA that tomorrow evening i'll be hosting a party in my ..

lil PSA that tomorrow evening i'll be hosting a party in my apartment so i probably won't be online to do a late night live or sext with anybody >.<. but i'm staying up late tonight to do BOTH, so definitely hmu if you've missed helping me cum >.<

2025-03-08 04:35:37 +0000 UTC View Post

should i livestream tonight? i'm feeling better ;))

2025-03-08 03:56:56 +0000 UTC View Post

guys idk what happened but the second i got home i hit a hug..

guys idk what happened but the second i got home i hit a huge wall :// i'm gonna try to rest a bit and see if my energy comes back but if it doesn't pls dont be mad at me if i don't stream

2025-03-07 03:04:26 +0000 UTC View Post

what time should i go live tonight?

2025-03-06 23:52:11 +0000 UTC View Post

had a nightmare that i stopped being thick….fortunately it w..

had a nightmare that i stopped being thick….fortunately it was just a bad dream ;)

2025-03-06 15:30:07 +0000 UTC View Post

heads up for anyone who's been wanting some custom content f..

heads up for anyone who's been wanting some custom content from me !! this month is the last time for a while that i'll be available to make custom content - photo bundles, custom videos, and any kink content ;) if you've been craving something personalized from me, now is definitely the time to ask !!

prices for customs start at 300 for full length videos and go up based on kinks/customization <3 i wanna make all ur fantasies come to life

2025-03-05 22:17:25 +0000 UTC View Post