

Weekly Slave task: Put some thought into acquiring a new (and USEFUL) skill to add to your slave resume. If there is something you've always wanted to learn, the time is now. Honestly, the amount of men I've met in my life that can only sit at a computer or watch tv is staggering. Let's bring back lifestyles rich with abilities and self-reliance! Ideas: woodworking, fix-it skills, painting, landscaping, plumbing, cooking. For example, I have use for slaves that have these skills. Too bad you don't have any yet! Put down your video game controller and invest in yourself, your future, your ability to bring something to the goddamn table. You're only as useful to me (and your community) if you have skills to share.