

Slave task of the week: Trim your nuts! Shave your asshole, just please do some manscaping or I just might hurl. Also, go moisturize your feet, elbows and knees please. Thank you. My preferred all around moisturizer is coconut oil. Just don't go rolling around on your sheets right after. Bonus round $50 send me before and after pics of all the weed-whacking you accomplished.