Slave task for the week: Get outside and get some color on y..
Added 2021-04-12 13:48:24 +0000 UTCSlave task for the week: Get outside and get some color on your pasty ass body! Yes, you! I'm tired of seeing all these farmer tans and even worse, skin that is as pasty as porridge. The only person this does not apply to is my lovely, little, in philly, keep your white ass skin perfect for mama! Instructions: flip every 5 minutes both top to bottom and head to toe. Wear sunscreen on your face, ears, neck and hands. No more than 15 min each day. I do not want to see you turning into a scaly lobster, just get some vitamin d in that skin suit and please your mistress by not blinding me with your paper-white ass. $10 bonus round. Send me a pic of your progress! No sunburns, k?
