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I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Pixar collection, apart from one. He’s never gonna give you
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Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
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I found a rock which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone.
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I love giant squid jokes. They’re always kraken me up!
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Would you do it for a scooby snack?
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A courtroom artist was arrested today. The details are sketchy.
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Two cheese trucks ran into each other. Debrie was everywhere.
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Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
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I’ve written a song about tortillas. Actually, it’s more of a rap.
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Did you hear about the pessimist who hates German sausage? He always fears the Wurst.
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I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but toucan play at that game.
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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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I recently heard about a mannequin that lost all of his friends. He was too clothes minded.
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***Useless Fact Of The Day:*** Honey is the only food that does **NOT** spoil.
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